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More Adventures of Roadkill Jill and Del the Deformed Dog: Hummer bummer Copyright 2003 by David Steinlicht, with full blame to Ken Avidor, creator of Roadkill Bill. Del, the deformed dog, reading a newspaper: I'm cheesed about the huge tax break small businesses get if they buy a Hummer. You should pay a premium to drive a monster truck. Del: Almost makes me want to act like an Eco-nut and torch a dumb sport-ute. Roadkill Jill: That's wrong, Del. Jill: You shouldn't want to burn a Hummer ... Jill, lighting a flamethrower with Zippo lighter: this is a comic strip, we can burn 3,000 of the horrid things! (A comic-strip version of 3,000 Hummers.) Jill burning a bunch of Hummers. A burning sign in the foreground reads Hum City. Jill: Burn, comic-strip version Hummers, burn! The suvs explode: Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Del, running away: There go the 32-gal. gas tanks! Thump! Jill is hit by a flying tire with the words Off Road printed on the side, saying: Poetic justice hurts. End

Nov. 24, 2003
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