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'More plastic tubes' On My High Horse Copyright 2005 by David Steinlicht www.allsmall.net steinlicht@pobox.com What's my problem? Why do I hate plastic stuff? It's a miracle material. Light, unbreakable, made in a rainbow of colors. Lasts forever. It's okay with me when plastic's used for stuff that's supposed to last. Artificial hearts. Car parts. I guess I hate plastic because of how it's misused . . . . . . when it's used to make cheap, disposable junk. Plates and forks. Soda bottles. This innovation really gets to me: food tubes. Package for Lay's Stax. Package for Hershey's Swoops. Worst of all is this plastic juice-concentrate can! Where will it end? End
page 2 Worst of all is this plastic take-out food container! Where will it end? End Worst of all is this plastic V-A bottle! Where will it end? End Worst of all are these plastic eating utensils! Where will it end? End Worst of all is this plastic AOL CD disc container! Where will it end? End Worst of all is this plastic yogurt cup! Where will it end? End Worst of all is this plastic hot drink cup! Where will it end? End Worst of all is this plastic grocery bag! Where will it end? End Worst of all is this plastic toothpaste tube! Where will it end? End Worst of all is this plastic breath-mint box! Where will it end? End

April 13-15, 2005
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